NewS_Express

2009-10-07T16:43:00.000-07:00

THINK GREEN
Courtesy of PINOY JOWKS

Tulog na tulog si Mister noong kumakalabit si Misis...
MISIS:( Bumulong) Honey, wala na akong panti...
MISTER:(Nagising) Tulog ka na honey, ibili na lang kita bukas...

Pink
teacher sassa: What's the color of my teeth? (Sabay smile)
pupil jasmin: Pink!
teacher sassa: (Nagtataka) Again, what's the color of my teeth? (smile)
pupil jasmin: Pink!
teacher sassa: Shit di ko pala suot ang pustiso ko!

Lumulubog ang barko...
pari: San Pedro! San Jose! San Juan!....
madre: Sta. Maria! Sta. Clara! Sta.Lucia!...
intsik: Ano beyan! lubok na bahko tawak tawak pa kayo pasahero!!!

Dalawang langaw dumapo sa isang piraso ng ebak:
langaw1: "pare excuse ha, nauutot ako eh!"
langaw2: "pare naman kumakain tayo eh!"

MANI

Gentleman: Gusto mo ng mani na pulutan?
Lady: No thank you, tinatagihawat ako sa mani, e.
Gentleman: Ganoon ba? Buti na lang ako sa mukha lang

Para sa first timers:

#1 Relax.

#2 Ibukang mabuti.

#3 Mag-concentrate.

#4 Tiisin ang sakit.

#5 Sabihin kung nagdurugo.

#6 Magtiwala sa dentista.

Bingi

Bati ng unang bingi: “Mamamalengke ka?”

Sagot ng ikalawang bingi: “Hindi, mamamalengke ako.”

Sabi ng unang bingi: “Ahhh...akala ko mamamalengke ka.”

BAKIT

Lumapit ang labindalawang taong gulang na batang lalake sa kanyang lola at nagtanong.

“Yoya, batit ato buyoy?”

“Kasi supot ka pa, Iho, kahit itanong mo sa nanay mo,” paliwanag ng lola.

“Nanay, batit ako buyoy?” tanong naman ulit ng anak sa kanyang ina.

“Kasi supot ka pa, kahit itanong mo sa tatay mo,” sagot naman ng nanay.

Lapit ang bata sa tatay at nagtanong ulit.

“Tatay, batit ato buyoy?”

Nagbuntong-hininga ang tatay bago sumagot, “Kati tupot ka pa.”

ASO

May isang lalaki at malungkot. Kasama nya ang kaibigang bading at sinabing...

LALAKI: Naku tol, naiinis ako. Walang may gusto sa akin. Sayang tong pagkalalaki ko.

BADING: Bwakit naman??

LALAKI: Walang mag kagusto sa akin eh, ipapuputol ko na lang to at ipakakain sa aso... (sabay turo sa tuuuut)

BADING: (Tuwang tuwa sabay tahol) AW AW AW AW!!

PAKO

Isang lasing ang naglalakad sa kalsada ng masalubong ang grupo ng mga bakla.

LASING: Pakuan ang mga bakla!

BAKLA: Ay! mga sisters, takbo! takbo

LASING: Ang gagamiting pako ay Titi!

BAKLA: Ay! mga sisters, balik! balik!

Gusto mong bumili?

Gusto mong bumili ng relo?? Mura lang.
kaso, one way yung glass.
kaso, degripo ang pihitan.

Gusto mong bumili ng kotse?? Mura lang.
kaso, square yung gulong

Gusto ong bumuli ng helicopter? Mura lang.
kaso, and katawan ang umiikot.

Gusto mong bumil ng swimming trunks? Mura lang.
kaso, denim (heheheheh)

Gusto mong bumili ng tsinelas? Mura lang.
kaso, high -cut.

Gusto mong bumili ng bra? Mura lang.
kaso, long sleeves.
kaso, may hood
kaso, nagiging kamay kapag gabi.(heheheh)

Gusto mong bumili ng pison? Mura lang.
kaso, de-pedal

Gusto mong bumilil ng stockings? Mura lang.
kaso, baggy (bwaahahhahhahha)
kaso, may suspenders

Gusto mong bumili ng Eye-mo? Mura lang.
kaso. roll-on

Gusto mong bumili ng high-heeled na sapatos? Mura lang.
kaso, yung takong nasa taas.
kaso, yung takong nasa harap
kaso, yung takong nasa gitna.
kaso, yung takong nasa loob.

Gusto mong bumuli ng zipper? Mura lang.
kaso sa loob sinasara.

Gusto mong bumili ng motorsiklo? Mura lang.
kaso, sa mukha mo nakaharap yung tambotso.

Gusto mong bumili ng Hello Kitty na panty? Mura lang.
kaso, nangangalmot. (meow! meow! meow!)

Mind Gutter

Titikman ko ang naiiba mong sarap!

Hihigupin ko ang mainit at malinamnam mong katas.

Ahhh! Susundutin ko ang malambot mong laman!

Ang sarap talaga ng bulalo!

Ibuka ang gitna, dilaan ang hiwa.

Dilaan at sipsipin ang puti at namnamin ang hmmmm!

Tsarap! Yan ang tamang pagkain ng Oreo Cookies.

Pinilit niya ako! Sabi niya, hindi masakit.

Ibuka ko raw, ibinuka ko naman.

Ipinasok niya, masakit! Binunot niya, may dugo!

Tarantadong dentista ‘yon! Hindi na ako babalik sa kanya.

I need it badly. I held on its neck and played with its grooves.

I brought it to my lips and sucked.

Then suddenly, it burst deep within.

Ahhh! Oohhh! Another Coke please.

Ooohh! Ahhh! Hmmmpp! Sige, sarap!

Tuloy lang! Sakit, ang tigas! Ayan na! Aray!

Ang hapdi! Ayan na. Ayan na! Lalabas na! Ooooohhhh!

Ang sarap talagang umebak!

Ipasok ng suwabe, baka dumugo.

Dahan-dahan mong isagad at saka mo igiling.

Sairin mo sa kaloob-looban saka mo hugutin!

Iyan ang tamang pangungulangot!

Sulat para sa lahat:
Kung gusto mong magparaos, iupo mo ang puwet mo sa aking labi at aking hahagkan ito para ‘di ka hirap magparaos nang nakatayo.

Nagmamahal,
Ang iyong inodoro…

Sometimes you just smile to cover up the pain.

Sometimes you intend to laugh to cover up the hurt.

But whether you smile or laugh you can never hide what you really feel inside.
I-DIATABS mo ‘yan!

Nasa eroplano ka na babagsak at kailangan mong ihulog ang cell phone mo o ang syota mo?

Ano ang gagawin mo? Magpakatotoo ka, Get real!

Sagipin mo ang cell phone mo at ihulog mo ang syota mo sabay sigaw ng:

Text na lang kita!

Nakasabay mo ang iyong crush sa jeep at nahirapan siyang mag-text dahil matigas ang keypad.

Ano ang gagawin mo?

Miss, can I finger you? What?

Ahh, eh, Puwede ba kitang pindutin? Bastos

Sumakay ka elevator na may katabi kang chicks na maganda. Dalawa lang kayong nakasakay sa elevator. At napautot ka…

Anong gagawin mo?

Magpakatotoo ka, Get real!

Can you name that tune?

Pinakamatandang Tao

May isang grupo ng GUINNESS RESEARCHER para humanap ng bagong record. Ang bago nilang i-reresearch ay ang (world's oldest living person).

Isang araw may nakarating sa kanilang balita na may tao daw sa Pilipinas na ang edad ay 202 yrs. old na nagngangalang MARIA. Walang alinlangang pinuntahan ito ng mga researcher.

Pagdating sa mismong bahay:

RESEARCHER : Tao po?!..

BABAE : Ano po yun?

RESEARCHER : Nandyan po ba si MARIA?

BABAE : Opo, ano pong kailangan nila?

RESEARCHER : Pwede ko po ba syang makita?

BABAE : Teka lang po ha.. MARIA! MARIA! MARIA! may naghahanap sa 'yo

At Bumaba si MARIA...

RESEARCHER : Ikaw po ba si MARIA?

MARIA : Ako nga po. Ano pong maipaglilingkod ko sa kanila?

RESEARCHER : Hindi mo ba alam na ikaw ang kasalukuyang pinakamatandang tao dito sa mundo na buhay pa?...

MARIA : HA?!.. Ako ba?..

RESEARCHER : Ikaw nga! Gusto mo bang ilagay ang pangalan mo dito sa GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORD?

MARIA : Ha?!... Teka lang magpapaalam muna ako...

RESEARCHER : Ha?!.. Kanino ka naman magpapaalam?..

MARIA : Sa tatay ko..

RESEARCHER : HA?!!.. Eh san ba ang tatay mo?...

MARIA : Nasa kwarto dinuduyan si LOLO...

LOLA

GUY 1 : Noong, nakaraang buwan, isinama ko syota ko sa bahay ng lolo kong milyonaryo para makilala nito.
GUY 2 : Anong nangyari ?
GUY 1 : Lola ko na siya ngayon !

PRESCRIPTION :
For Headaches : UNTOGMODON
For Toothaches : TIISCYN
For Unfaithful Husband : FUTULYN
For Maniac : CAPONYN

Mi Ultimo Adios (newest version)

Adios, Patria adorada, polluted na ang karsada
Perla del mar de trapiko, nuestro perdido tambutso
A darte voy a brownout, para ka na ring na-knock out
A fuera mas mainit, taong bayan nagngingitngit
Tambien por ti lad diera, para tayong nasa giyera.

El campos de basura, singhutando con delirio
Otros te dan sus microbio, sin duda, con ubo
Emergency power nada importa, Ramos, Estrada or Gloria
Napocor o Meralco cerrado, generator o cruel martirio
Lo mismo es so expensive, por la pitaka y awan de kwarta.

Yo muero cuando veo, patay na raw ang kabayo
Y al fin anuncia el dia, matrapik daw sa Buendia at Ayala
Si grana necesitas, para close down las fabricas
Vierte la sangre mia, kawawa ang maralita
Y dorela un reflejo, de apat na kandila
Mis suenos cuando apenas, mga trapo nakakabanas

Mis suenos cuando joven, pen pen de sarapen
Fueron el verte un dia, naka-air con ang mga buwaya
Secos los negros ojos, sa Epifanio de los Santos
Sin ceno, sin arugas, pulitikong mandurugas
Ensueno de mi vida, hithit-buga, hithit-buga

Salud! te grita el alma, alingasaw ng industria
Salud! ah, que es hermosa, di na sila tumatawa
Morir por darte vida, puro grasa na ang mata
En tu pollutada tierra, sumalangit nawa sila

Napaghigante Rin
"Darling, ni-rape ako ng gorilya sa bundok!" hangos na sumbong ng asawang babae.
"Walanghiyang gorilya `yon, teka nga!" sigaw ng lalaki sabay layas para umakyat sa bundok.
Pagkalipas ng isang oras, bumalik ang lalaki.
"Naipaghiganti na kita, Darling," sabi ng lalaki.
"Napatay mo na `yung gorilya?" tanong ng babae.
"Hindi, Darling, ni-rape ko rin `yung asawa niya!"

2009-09-02T16:59:00.000-07:00

BATMAN
the legendary JOKER of BATANGAS

Do you know BATMAN of Batangas? I discover him during our Radio Conversation in our Speech Class. One of the group prepared one JOKE TIME SESSION in their Radio Conversation Program.

it started with:

1. IT'S JOWK TIME qweeeeeer!!!!! (an introduction)

SI BATMAN SA MALL

Saleslady: Sir 950 po lahat!
BATMAN: o eto wan tawsan pisows
Saleslady: Sir meron hu ga kayong 50?
BATMAN: ay ineng akala ko ba e 950 eh bakit nahinge ka pa ng 50, ala'y wan tawsan diga yang inabot ko ay labes pa iyan eh...ay ineng pagdateng sa kwintahan ay hindi mo aku maiisahan..
Saleslady: ay sir bibigyan ku naman hu kayu ng wan handred.
BATMAN: ay gay-un ga hindi mu agad sinabe eh... (whispered) huh.. ay luge ka ngay-own...

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.............

2. IT'S JOWK TIME qweeeeeeer

SI BATMAN nag-aaply PA-ABROD

INTERVIEWER: Pangalan?
BATMAN: BATMAN
INTERVIEWER: Edad?
BATMAN: 21
INTERVIEWER: Address?
BATMAN: Resal Avinyu Batangas Site.
INTERVIEWER: Trabaho?
BATMAN: Wala ho... Traysikel drayber
INTERVIEWER: Single?
BATMAN: My Side Car, kaya nga traysikel drayber.. anu ga naman are..

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

3. IT'S JOWK TIME qweeeeeeer

BATMAN: Abong bat ka dyan naghihilamos sa inidoro pare...eh kababoy mu naman pare eh..
Abong: Anung baboy ang pinagsasabi mu dyan eh pagkalinis-linis ng tubig dito at pagkalinaw-linaw pa.
BATMAN: Eh kaya nga eh pare diyan ako naimun eh... eh dinudumihan mu eh...

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Those are some of BATMAN's Collection... wait for the other BATMAN's Collection here at hakkacandygirl.blogspot.com

Kasiyahan

2009-08-12T18:16:00.001-07:00

"95 Years Na Kami"

Kitang- kita naman sa mukha ng bawat isa ang kaligayan dulot ng 95 taon na naming masiglang kaanib sa loob ng "IGLESIA NI CRISTO", at hanggang ngayon patuloy kaming bumabati sa lahat ng mga kapatid sa BUONG MUNDO... "Happy 95 Years ANNIVERSARY PO!!!!
Nais ko lang pong ibalita sa inyo na sa aming distriro ay masayang nakiisa ang lahat ng kapatid at maging mga panauhin ay naging masaya sa isainagawa naming musical program lalo na ang isinagawa naming "MUSICAL PLAY "na tumutukoy sa kasaysayan ng "SUGO" na nilahukan ng mga "Kadiwa at BINHI". Dahil, dito nabuo ang matibay na samahan naming mga kadiwa at binhi at dahil din dito ay nagkaroon kami ng maraming mga kaibigan at nananalig kami na ang AMA ang syang nagpakilala sa aming lahat. SALAMAT PO!!!

2009-03-13T01:45:00.000-07:00

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE SIGNS

Diba sa ating buhay may mga palatuntunan tayong dapat sundin para hindi tayo maligaw oh di kaya mawala sa ating mga ginagawa. Halimbawa na lang sa pagsunod sa ating mga magulang ang kanilang mga pangaral sa atin ang nagsisilbing gabay natin upang marating natin ang sinasabi ng marami at mga nakaranas na ng salitang ito ang "TAGUMPAY".

Pero bago nga natin maabot ang "TAGUMPAY" eh kaylangan nating sumunod muna sa mga maliliit na patakaran sa buhay natin na minsan ay di natin napapansin ngunit kung ating gagawin ay magdudulot ng malaking pagbabago sa atin maging ang tignin ng iba sa atin ay mag-iiba at magkakaroon tayo ng magandang pakikitungo sa iba.Tulad na lang ng nasa larawang ito sinasabi dito na bawal magtapon ng basura. Sa simpleng karatulang ito na atin ng pinagwawalang bahala ay may maitutulong pala sa ating pagkatao. Minsan natatanong natin kung para san ba ito? Bakit kaya naglagay pa neto? Minsan nga kinukutya pa natin ang mga gaya nito at nasasbing " ang arte naman". Pero kung atin itong pagtutuunan ng pansin at ating tinugon di man natin makita sa sarili natin eh nakikita ng ibang tao kung panu tayo nagiging mabuti sa mga simpleng paraan.

Isa pang halimbawa itong nasa kanang larawan na naghuhudyat sa atin ng salating ito "NO TRESSPASSING" na kung ating tatagalugin at upang ating lalo pang maunawaan ay ang ibig sabihin ay "HINDI PWEDE PUMASOK ANG HINDI TAGARITO" tama ba!!! na kung ating babaliwalain ay maaaring may masamang dulot sa atin, halimbawa kung sa lugar na ito ay maaso o maraming aso maaari tayong habulin at lapain ng mga asong tagarito sa lugar na ito dahil nga sinuway natin ang nasa karatulang ito o di kaya kung may mga pribadong bagay ang isinasagawa dito halimbawa ng mga operasyon ng droga at sa pagsuway natin ay maaaring hindi na tayo makalabas ng buhay. Dahil dito paano pa nga natin maaabot ang "TAGUMPAY" kung patay na tayo at wala ng buhay para maisakatuparan ang ating mga pangarap. Kaya ang payo ng mga magulang ay ating sundin at bilang mga "KABATAAN NA SYANG PAG-ASA NG BAYAN" dapat tayong matututong sumunod una sa ating mga magulang dahil kahit gaano pa man kasama ang magulang natin sa ating paningin ay wala silang ibang hangad kundi ang magandang kinabukasan para sa atin at sa mga tuntunin gaya nito gawin natin ang pagsunod upang maging gabay natin ito sa pagkamit ng "TAGUMPAY". Maging modelo tayo sa iba upang ito na ang malakaran ng lahat upang sama-sama natin at saba na abutin ang "TAGUMPAY". Tandaan na walang magndang maidudulot ang pagsuway sa anumang utos. Lalo na sa mga utos sa atin ng Dakilang Lumikha.

Pauso

2009-03-13T00:50:00.000-07:00

WHAT does it MEANS?

"We said that the eyes are the window of our souls". Can you see my soul? Can you read what really I feel when you look merely in my eyes? Can you say that I'm really crying and do you pain inside or do you found any insecurities being expressed by my eyes. We can't really say at all but even though we did'nt speak we can feel what is really being expressed by the picture we see. But the mere fact is that we can see everything when we look through the eyes. We can easily judge people through their eyes. We can say what their thinking and what seems to be their plans.

Some of the research they describe how eyes relates here is their testimonies:

"Eye contact is the most powerful way of creating a communicative link between persons. Eye contact means two people seem at each other's eyes at the same time. It is a type of nonverbal communication and is consideration to contain a large power on social behavior. Incidence and understanding of eye contact differ between cultures and species. Eye contact is the study of oculesics."

Tips for psychology of eye contact
Pay attention to nonverbal signals:People can communicate in different ways such as eye contact, gestures, posture, body movements, and quality of voice. All these sings can express important information without speaking.

Look for incongruent behaviors: If you not able to understand nonverbal behaviors then pay careful attention. Somebody is trying to tell you that they are happy but you not able to understand then people ignore what has been said and focus instead on nonverbal expressions of moods, feelings and emotions.

Concentrate on your tone of voice when speaking: Your quality of voice can express a lots of important information. If you want to check your voice quality then express front of others and see how they respond you.

Use good eye contact: When you are fail to look in others eye it means you are evasion or trying to hide something and too much eye contact can look challenging or threatening. Eye contact is vital part of communication because you are able to understand somebody.

For more info look for this url: http://www.depression-guide.com/relationship/psychology.htm

Actually im just posting my eye for some exposure. Pretty right!! And the truth im only having my comfort room session... just joking... but the information i had in this articles are from the site given. It's true

2009-03-06T22:42:00.000-08:00

SWIMMING ADDICTIONS

Sa sobrang init ng panahon kami ulit na magkakaibigan eh eto anlakas ng trip wahahaha... Mahal kasi kung sa tunay na swimming pool kami maliligo at biglaan ang outing na to!!! Mukha naman kaming masaya sa aming ginagawa haha.. naku hindi pala ako kita sa picture .. Well visit my friendster na lang andun ung mga kabalbalan namin... Ok lang kahit mukha kaming wala sa sarili ng paalisin namin ang mga batang naliligo at kami ang pumalet eh super saya naman. Sampu kami dyan at para kaming sardinas sa ilalim ng matinding sikat ng ARAW... bwahaha at ang isa pang katotohanan eh puro plema yan bago kami maligo pero pinalitan namin ang tubig kaya lang wala ng tubig sa balon ni nanay bibe well dahil nga mukhang bangag kami sa init at sobrang desperadong makaligo at atat ng magbabad dahilan upang palayasin ang mga musmos na unang naliligo at nagiwan ng "plema" sa pool eh nag-igib kami ng tubig na may 3 metro ang layo sa kinalalagyan ng aming paliguan... wahahaha hindi namin ininda ang bigat ng tubig sa timba ang tangi naming pangarap ang makligo din sa pool na may "plema".. hahaha at sa wakas nagtagumpay din kami.... ang saya.... nakaligo kami at kami pawang mga nakaupo at halos di makagalaw dahil baka maaksaya ang tubig hahaha... ansakit kaya sa likod at ang pagod mag-igib "sayang" wika ng lahat... bwahahaha.. at matapos ang malasardinas na pageenjoy sa mala-latang swimming pool eh nagkainan kami!!! eto ang da best sa lahat busog sarap talaga... wahahahah..... Naku sa susunod ulet... hahaha

2009-03-06T22:21:00.000-08:00

HAPPY DAYS

I still rememner this happy days with my friends we went to BULUSAN PARK using our feet because we have to visit those youth like us!!! It's part of our task in the BINHI Organization and everyone looks happy with their own great SMILE... Even though we are very tired because the place is to far but then we enjoy our visitation day... After visitation eto na.. puro na kakulitan at puro papicture effects meron pa nga sa friendster tingnan nyu na lang... Eto ang trip ng masayang barkadahan dito.. Oh well nanonosebleed na ako sa puro ka eenglish haha... Eto ang bago taglish.. hindi naman masyado pero halatang mula sa pag-eenglish eh naging tagalog na... Grabeh ang araw na to itsura NAMIN... EDI cute hahaha. ipinakikilala ko nga pala sila.. Mula sa kaliwa si Nicole, Russel, Si Carmina ung nakajacket si Estela yung matangkad sa likod Si Jomiel ang batang cute na nakabrown tapos ako mataba hahaha si Yvled and nasa tabi ko laman ng Confession ko haha at si Chok na mataba sa Picture pero hindi sa personal... Eto ang mag trip namin tuwing sabado pagdadalaw... na may kakulitan kahit naglalakd lang kami.. ok na yun basta magkakasama kami...

ConfessionS

2009-03-06T21:28:00.000-08:00

ConfessionS

I do really have to confess!!! It's been a long time and I dont have really have the time to update my blog but I think this is the RIGHT TIME and I have confessions to make! I want my friends to know what's with me!!

Everyone knows that we are NPA in other term (No Permanent Address) and its because of my fathers Voluntary work in Iglesia NI Cristo and because of this we are assign to different district and as of now we are in Calapan City, Or. Mindoro and the story of my confession begins here.

After we transfer here everything was changed!! I made new friends here but still I keep those old ones who remains the same.. I become the Leader in the BINHI organization here were age range are from 13-17 and i hold different youth like me. Everything we do seems so exciting and everyone was having fun and we have our outing in La Concynrich Resort. Everyone seems so happy on this occasion including me but as we go home a young boy whisper...

" Alam mo Mahilig ako sa CHUBBY" and his words describes me... I Didn't give my attention to this but I noticed that this boy seemed to like me...

"hahahahaha " I said to myself. He was just as old as my younger brother and I think he might want to play around.. But as the days goes by!!! He show me everything he can show to prove me that he's serious. But still I push him away because i might hurt him. Suddenly tears fall from his face and I frowned.. what have I done?!!! I said to myself but still looking for the right decision before saying another word or making another move…
He looks very sincere, but I can’t do anything..

Everynight seems to be very long I haven’t sleep in 3 nights thinking of the right decision … and at last my decision still ended in NO..

And again he cried.. but still he said to me with sincerity “ I will Still continue this feelings for you”…

And I taught of this many times again… and then I decided to Go and try.. I ask some of my friends and they agree…
And on January 13, 2009 we have our relationship dated… At first I was really nervous because we have this relationship secretly because my parents maybe disagree with him… But as we go on with our relationship I’m so flattered that he treated me in a way that other guy cannot do.. He’s everything to me… he complete my days my weeks and my life. This Guy is really terrible I didn’t expect things to be favorable with me… In short I was then INLOVE with this Guy…
On our first monthsary he gave me a bracelet with Buta pendant and it was so thoughtful of him that he search for a bracelet with a pig pendant which was my favorite at that time for Masuda Of NewS symbol is a pig.. But as we go on and as I developed my affection and love for him still it getting harder and harder to go on and continue this feeling because people seemed to be the walls in our relationship.. but he reminds me that whatever happens he will fight for me… He will do anything for me to stay. Hmnn its proves me one thing now Love is not easy as we expect but it is so wonderful even though we didn’t expect this love to come our way………………………………………………………………………

I Want You To Know My Sweet EmotionS_NewS

2008-07-18T21:14:00.000-07:00

I want you to Know My Sweet EmotionS
Guys!! I really Miss you So much!!! this is what im always saying since I Studied here in Calapan Or. Mindoro>>> Alam Ko namang Alam ninyo ang Dahilan... You understand me right!!!! Sana lang Talaga Magkita na Tayo kasi Miss ko na talaga kayo,,, Nakapagadjust na rin ako!!!! Dont Worry nagaaral akong mabuti!!! Ayoko ng magsalita ng kanosebleedan basta>> want to say I mISs You all A lot and I love YOu>>> take care

2008-05-14T18:40:00.000-07:00

Tadaima!!!!

Hey I just want to greet everyone and give my thanks to the one who fix my blog!!! I was'nt able to update this blog of mine because im in a far away land!!! hahaha!! I also want to thanks those people who greeted me in my birthday??? thanks for remembering my special day!!!!! I hope to see you soon!!!! Love you Guys!!!! Miss You all???

2008-01-21T18:05:00.000-08:00

They Say It's "A MATCH"

I was once inspired by those NewS FANS who made fanfictions. Somehow the story are funny yet they are inspiring for me!!! Because it is fiction it will never be real.. The fans include these three GuyS for believing that they are MATCH!! Duh!! What do you think if these three will know about what those fans have written about them!!! I can't imagine what are their expressions if they will know that some fans match them and make them involve in some kind of LOVE STORy!!!
One time in my vacant time my roommate Irene let me borrowed some fics, and one story there was A RYOTEGO and the other one was About NISHIKATO, which tells that somehow they were CUTe BoYS they still come up with the feelings of falling in love with each Other!! They're not gays of course it was based on the story I have red.. The Story was amazing because it focuses on Friendship and aFfection!!! TheSe Three Guys Are the main character the first from the left is TEGOSHI YUYA the next is SHIGEAKI KATO and the last is Ryo NISHIKIDO. In the Story both Shigeaki and Tegoshi seems to become girly while NISHIKIDO RYO was they're lover!!!! funny the next time i will try to make a sample of my own fanfic >>>>

2008-01-12T17:18:00.000-08:00

NewS Fever!!

Everyone thinks that I'm sick, im out of my mind whenever I come to school very happyand noisy discussing new things I have heared about them.

Actually Im not this kind of person, I was just influenced.!!!

The first time i have separated from my parents because of studying in a university in Quezon City,Manila, I started living on my own, which is hard for me because Im not that independent. I started to make friends out of my roommate in the dormitory where I met Irene Shara and Irish Chastine who was then "a cetified Fanatic" of this group. At first I was not convinced by them, because all i think was my purpose of studying hard for my own future. But then I was encourage by them to find them in the net. Although they are JAPANESE And I dont know what they are saying I was still encourage because of their songs, and most of all their physical appearance. I became one of the sisters. Since then I started to watch their shows, in crunchyroll, look for their pictures in all community of the LJ(livejournal)and red a lot of inspiring fanfictions there, i Printed lyrics of their songs, i started to buy some japanese dictionaries for me to understand,and then I named myself as a fanatic!!! Yes I am a certified Fanatic but this does'nt mean that i forgot my studies. Studying is still my priority!!! I am very happy that I met them. because I was now inspired to finished my course because somehow, it would help me to see them in person....Im also thankful to this NewS because they give me a lot of friends from different countries. It WAS REALLY A NEWS FEVER!!!!

I was overwhelmed because my true and best of all friend "REGINE MALAYANG" let me to have this blog..for me to share every happenings in my life.

2008-01-11T23:43:00.000-08:00

HAppineSS

I just want to share my happiness at this very moment while im making my first post in my New Blog. Thanks to my lovable friend "Regine" for making one of my wishes come true!!!

2008-01-10T19:42:00.000-08:00

WAHHHHH.

FIRST POST. :D