BATMANthe legendary JOKER of BATANGAS Do you know BATMAN of Batangas? I discover him during our Radio Conversation in our Speech Class. One of the group prepared one JOKE TIME SESSION in their Radio Conversation Program.
it started with:
1. IT'S JOWK TIME qweeeeeer!!!!! (an introduction)
SI BATMAN SA MALL
Saleslady: Sir 950 po lahat!
BATMAN: o eto wan tawsan pisows
Saleslady: Sir meron hu ga kayong 50?
BATMAN: ay ineng akala ko ba e 950 eh bakit nahinge ka pa ng 50, ala'y wan tawsan diga yang inabot ko ay labes pa iyan eh...ay ineng pagdateng sa kwintahan ay hindi mo aku maiisahan..
Saleslady: ay sir bibigyan ku naman hu kayu ng wan handred.
BATMAN: ay gay-un ga hindi mu agad sinabe eh... (whispered) huh.. ay luge ka ngay-own...
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.............
2. IT'S JOWK TIME qweeeeeeer
SI BATMAN nag-aaply PA-ABROD
INTERVIEWER: Pangalan?
BATMAN: BATMAN
INTERVIEWER: Edad?
BATMAN: 21
INTERVIEWER: Address?
BATMAN: Resal Avinyu Batangas Site.
INTERVIEWER: Trabaho?
BATMAN: Wala ho... Traysikel drayber
INTERVIEWER: Single?
BATMAN: My Side Car, kaya nga traysikel drayber.. anu ga naman are..
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
3. IT'S JOWK TIME qweeeeeeer
BATMAN: Abong bat ka dyan naghihilamos sa inidoro pare...eh kababoy mu naman pare eh..
Abong: Anung baboy ang pinagsasabi mu dyan eh pagkalinis-linis ng tubig dito at pagkalinaw-linaw pa.
BATMAN: Eh kaya nga eh pare diyan ako naimun eh... eh dinudumihan mu eh...
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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